WISH I HAD AN ASSAULT RIFLE I COULD TAKE TO J.C. PENNEY... (INSTEAD OF THIS NORMAL SIZED PENIS)

          I guess we should be getting used to these juvenile displays of machismo lunacy by now.  Remember the political events a couple of summers ago when teabaggers were toting their assault rifles to the rallies, just in case someone needed to see how manly men behave in public?  It was a reminder to everyone else that insecure people have to keep a crutch handy, and it made a lot of people very happy.

          A woman shopping at a J.C. Penney store in Riverdale, Utah, was surprised to see a young man come into the store carrying an AR-15 assault rifle for an accessory.  She took a couple of cell phone photos of the guy, a 22 year old who had notified police in advance to let them know he was going shopping.  He also had a Glock 19c on his hip, for good measure, because only a complete fashion diva carries an assault rifle without a Glock before Easter.

          Heavy sigh...

          Maybe we should start a movement in which people carry Nerf swords and Nerf dart guns around with them in public.  Or cushy pillows, just in case a pillow fight breaks out.

 

 

           How short does a man's dick have to be for this to make sense?

 

 

 

 

Here's the character I thought of when I saw those photos:

 

 

 

 

"Take it easy, Leonard..."