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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

IF ALFRED HITCHCOCK IS PORTRAYED AS OBSESSED WITH BLONDE LEADING LADIES, WHAT'S ONE TO THINK OF RUPERT MURDOCK AND ROGER AILES???

       Not that I really give a damn who Faux News puts in front of the cameras and behind the mike on their propaganda programs, but what's with all of the blonde women?  This network has a Barbie convention for newscasters, a conveyor belt of Stepford Wives.

       And if Afred Hitchcock is psychoanalysed for his fixation with blonde leading ladies, shouldn't someone examine Murdock and Ailes in the same light?

        Here are some of the women who serve as talking heads on Faux News.  Even Greta van Surgery has morphed into a blonde.   (Some might argue that the talking head part just serves as a life support system for long, exposed legs... but I digress) :
 
 
 
 
Now here are some of Hitchcock's leading ladies, mashed into an awkward collage on Photoshop because I'm too lazy to do it right...
 
 
Murdock and Ailes and Hitchcock.  Three of a kind.  Spreading fear and anxiety, one horror story at a time...

4 comments:

Katy Anders said...

FoxNews: Giving dumb blondes a bad name since 1996.

Mooner Jonnson Says Fuck Walmart said...

Squat. Is that a rhetorical question? What are we to think?

BTW- FUCK WALMART!!!

Katy Anders said...

I'm starting to get the feeling Mooner is not a fan of Walmart.

squatlo said...

Katy, Walmart has simply taken Rick Perry's place as the focus of Mooner's attention lately.

I think he's chosen a fine target, personally... although I do miss the Perry bashing, too.

Fuck Perry Walmart might be a good mash-up...