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Monday, November 5, 2012

Testing, Testing... Is this thing on?


          "Testicle, testicle, left right, one two... "

          This has been a test of the pre-election Emergency Squatlo System.  Had this been an actual emergency, you would receive information directing you to the proper location for safe passage to an uncontaminated democratic society of thinking individuals concerned about the collective good of the planet and all of its inhabitants.  If such an emergency occurs in the next twenty-four hours, stayed tuned to this outlet for further information.

           This was only a test...

 

20 comments:

notacynic said...

Looks like the equipment still works. ; )

squatlo said...

Shhh! This is for emergencies only!

Patricia said...

Where is this democratic society of thinking individuals?

squatlo said...

Quebec, last time I checked. They believe in evolution, global climate change, and everything. Rumor has it the majority of them even think the planet is more than ten thousand years old, too.

Must be something in their water.

Infidel753 said...

Yeah, but they speak French. Try Ontario or British Columbia.

Welcome back.

Ol'Buzzard said...

Welcome back. I think you might need to look at Labrador or North West Territories.
the Ol'Buzzard

Kulkuri said...

Read you four by four and treetop tall!!

Mooner Johnson, New Mexican said...

Squat. This, to me, is a major fucking disappointment. I just lost my bet with BJ that you could hold out until after the election.

I said that you'd stick by your guns and he said that you'd need to see if you were still loved before election day--that you'd drop a line here to see if anyone nibbled.

You just cost me $10.00. Fuck you.

squatlo said...

Well, this explains why BJ offered me $5 to post something. Damn, I was just happy to be paid to write, like an actual professional journalist or something.

Pay up, I need Scoops for my salsa.

Teri said...

Wellllll now, it is good to see you back even if it was for nefarious purposes (sometimes the best type). so post randomly and erratically just so those of us who miss your guano (cause then I don't have to go searching for it and continue to work productively)and childhood stories and your twisted warped view of the world. Happy election day!
Teri

squatlo said...

Teri, nothing would make me happier than a happy election day. I'm one worried mo' fo' right now, 'cause I see (and smell) all kinds of nefarious shit taking place in Ohio and Fla.

Sometimes it takes a while for the bile to finally settle, but this is ground zero for political junkies like me tonight, and it's got me twisted up something awful.

I'm having trouble believing people like the Koch bros on Sheldon Adelson have given (together) over $160 million without knowing it's money well spent.

Guano can wait. The real shit might be brewing as we speak!

But thanks anywho...

sophia said...

glad to see activity on this site.
missed your insight these last weeks.

Teri said...

Okay, this is going to sound weird, but relax. I gotta tell ya, I knew that the 2000 election would be f...ed up because of what Bush did to McCain in both NY and South Carolina, I also knew 2004 was going to be f...ed because of Rovian bull tactics. But I am not worried about Romney...why? Cause his whole deal this time was to throw money at it and wait it out....but Republicans didn't really want him. So take a deep breath and relax...Obama has got this.

squatlo said...

Sophia, thanks for the kind words, and sorry if I've been missing in action during the worst of this campaign. Sometimes you have to do what's right for you and yours and step away, and it's really been touch and go around here lately!

Hope we can breathe easier in a few hours!!!!!!

squatlo said...

Teri, wish I had your confidence.

If I had any fingernails left they'd be gnawed on in the next couple of hours, for sure.

stay tuned!

Mr. Charleston said...

Standing by for further instructions almighty Squatlo. BTW, have you ever wondered why the Indian?

squatlo said...

Mr. Charleston, I looked it up, and damned if it wasn't interesting! Imagine the Indian Head test pattern logo being used overseas? Think we're confused? Imagine being a Swede wondering about that odd figure on the TV at night?

J.O.B. said...

Good to see ya back Brother. Good luck tonight.

Teri said...

So, are you better now? A little bit? Tennessee still needs too produce some real Demoncrats (typo but I like it!)to run but hopefully house Repubs don't just crash and burn. Cleaning up after my college aged son's "election" party! These kids are why it is important to keep the coals going so we can maybe repair our infastructure and nation build here at home.
Love ya and hope you come back soon.
Teri

Spud said...

Say Thank You !
Myself and sixty some thousand others helped it over the top, here in the land of Floridums...