Best PR ad for gay marriage ever. Should be run in every bible thumping Red State out there. Mainly because they were not lying. Chicks dig gay guys.
Squat. Funny and smart. What secret places were they talking about?
Shit, Mooner, I'd be the last guy they'd tell... Ever notice how that kind of mission is always done alone, and in the dark? No handbook, no manual, just an awkward exploration done by someone in an aroused (and thereby certifiably insane) state of mind? I'm pretty sure the average woman has done everything she feels is necessary to COMMUNICATE this basic information to us, but so far no one has bothered to take notes we can refer to. Maybe a "Nookie for Dummies" series is in order. Or a "Lonely Planet" knock off,... like "Lonely Nookie"?There could be millions here, Mooner. Use your imagination. Better yet, ask a woman for advice... (then call me)
Gays have been marrying women all along, it's only after they've been elected to office that we find out about them.
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