Ol'Buzz: one night I was driving home from a bender with some buddies, and I saw this guy (obviously impaired worse than I was) trying to go UP the OFF ramp of an interstate cloverleaf. I tried blowing the horn, saw him look around with a flip of his finger, and blasted off north-bound on a south-bound stretch of interstate. His headlights were off, he was slumped over like he'd been shot (or stoned) and there was no stopping him.
All I could think about was the innocent family and kids coming from the opposite direction. Hurt me all night wondering what happened.
But if he'd been trying to walk down an UP escalator, I'd have filmed it all night!
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I'll have whatever he was having. Then maybe everything won't bother me so much!
Cheaper than joining a gym I guess.
What ever happened to freedom? Leave the guy alone.
the Ol'Buzzard
Ol'Buzz: one night I was driving home from a bender with some buddies, and I saw this guy (obviously impaired worse than I was) trying to go UP the OFF ramp of an interstate cloverleaf. I tried blowing the horn, saw him look around with a flip of his finger, and blasted off north-bound on a south-bound stretch of interstate.
His headlights were off, he was slumped over like he'd been shot (or stoned) and there was no stopping him.
All I could think about was the innocent family and kids coming from the opposite direction.
Hurt me all night wondering what happened.
But if he'd been trying to walk down an UP escalator, I'd have filmed it all night!
Good call!!!!
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