The magnificent specimen you see in the Anderson County Sheriff's Office mugshot is one Lowell Turpin, age 40, of the Claxton, Tennessee community. Lowell was snooping around on his girlfriend's Facebook page and found a photo of a strange man he didn't recognize. When he asked his girlfriend about this mystery dude, she tried to tell him the man in the photo was the presumptive Republican nominee for President, Willard Mittens Romney.
What happened next, according to the police report, is that Turpin became enraged, snatched her laptop out of her hands, smashed it against a wall, and then punched her dead in the face.
Whether or not he was angered by her political choices is unclear. What is abundantly clear is that his girlfriend has absolutely lousy taste in men, which is par for the course in that part of the state, especially when it comes to politics.
Lowell's girlfriend probably bailed him out so they could go back to the trailer for some hot make-up sex.
3 comments:
Gotta love the local constituents!!!
Did they mention in the article that she is his sister? I mean, only a sister could love that face, right?
JJ, now that you mention it, I think they DID have the same last name... lemme check!
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