You can't make this shit up, no one would believe it... Fred Willard, the 78 year-old star of such films as "This is Spinal Tap" and "Best in Show" (ahem...) was arrested at the Tiki Theater in Hollywood after police officers allegedly saw him "with penis exposed and in his hand" while watching the film. No information given on the film or what exactly had Fred so worked up.
I had no idea adult film theaters were still in business in this country in the age of internet porn, DVDs, and Pay Per View cable adult films. And that bothers me a little... Anyone who remembers the old days of adult movie theaters can probably recall how seedy and creepy those places were, with silent old men sitting discreet distances away from one another while they watched poorly acted porn on the big screen. Sticky floors took on a whole different meaning in places like that...
So a well-known and respected actor in Hollywood decided to go see a porn flick at a public theater, and while there couldn't help but give himself a tug job. Somewhere across town Pee Wee Herman is probably rolling his eyes in a "Been there, done that" sort of way.
(heavy sigh...)
Oh, and just for good measure, you should probably know that Fred Willard's next film is set for release later this year. It's title?
"The Yank".
I shit you not... Like I said, you can't make this stuff up.
8 comments:
This is a fucking doozey of note.
In his defense, Fred probably had it "turned up to 11"...
so.... can we catch Karl Rove doing the same thing? Would he say he was just trying to stimulate the economy?
okjimm, if they catch Karl Rove with Fred Willard's pecker in his hand it would indeed be a much bigger story for the news!
78 year old man can't even get a hard one. The whole thing's a publicity stunt. But I'm sure Pee Wee's loving it.
sitting in a porn theater beatin off is so retro! don't you modern techno pervs just have a special relationship with your computers? I mean people, organic shit...relationships...it's all so uhhh....chafing uncomfortable and down right messy. you have to admire an old skule icoloclast....I suppose it I was a 78 year old guy who got busted for beating off in the Tiki theater, I would just put it on my resume and wait for the casting calls....
If you are a seventy eight year old guy and you can't get it up - it is not because you are seventy-eight...it is because your wife is seventy-eight.
Oh yeah, what did the cops expect to see in a porno theater?
the Ol'Buzzard
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