"The management of this theater, in cooperation with the Tennessee State Fire Marshall's Office, requests that you take a moment to look around the theater and familiarize yourself with the location of all emergency exits. The aisleways in which you entered and the passageways designated by the illuminated exit signs at either the left - or right - of the forward section have been checked and are clear exits from the building in the event of an emergency. Thank you for your time and attention. And please turn off your damn cell phone while you're up.
In the event of a sudden decompression, the chamber over your head will open and the oxygen mask will automatically descend. Place the mask firmly over your nose and mouth, and breathe normally. Place your head between your knees, inhale, and kiss your ass goodbye."
One of our family friends has passed away in east Tennessee, so we'll be on the road for a day or two to attend the funeral.
I'd like to request that all major national news stories worthy of sarcastic snark please refrain from taking place during my absence. In the event something DOES occur, you're on your own. Try to be strong... help's on the way.
"Let's all go to the lobby... let's all go to the lobby..."
In the event of a sudden decompression, the chamber over your head will open and the oxygen mask will automatically descend. Place the mask firmly over your nose and mouth, and breathe normally. Place your head between your knees, inhale, and kiss your ass goodbye."
One of our family friends has passed away in east Tennessee, so we'll be on the road for a day or two to attend the funeral.
I'd like to request that all major national news stories worthy of sarcastic snark please refrain from taking place during my absence. In the event something DOES occur, you're on your own. Try to be strong... help's on the way.
"Let's all go to the lobby... let's all go to the lobby..."
3 comments:
I'm sorry for your loss.
Thanks, Quincy. She was quite a character.
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